stories December 26, 1972 I liked playing with my toy Texaco station. We weren't able to take it when we moved to Chattanooga. April 1, 1978 I helped make a commercial with Mr. Sulu. The city bus company was making a commercial starring Mr. Sulu from Star Trek, and would we like to come down to the studio and watch and maybe help out? October 15, 1983 We played Fox and Hounds at Scout meeting and never found the fox. The rumor was that he hid in an open grave but I think the real answer was different. July 4, 1984 I was in a band called Dial A Miracle. We went through so many drummers. September 20, 1984 I got in a fight outside Pizza Caesar and spent the night in the hospital. Very hard to recreate the date on this event. June 1, 1985 I worked at Taco Casa in Eastgate Mall. I got the job the day I graduated high school. December 1, 1987 I tried to strangle my roommate while sleepwalking. Date approximate. September 30, 1993 I looked at a pedestrian's food for too long. I looked at a pedestrian's food for too long. August 27, 1996 We attempted to silkscreen the Hi-Balls record sleeve. We tried making the Hi-Balls 7" with a rudimentary silkscreen apparatus. (A Speedball kit.) It didn't work out. November 11, 1996 Betty came to live with me. Let me tell you how I got this cat. August 22, 1998 I saw On The Town. I also took a little trip to Mars. April 21, 1999 I sang to a cat named Tamayo. We were housesitting on my first visit to New Orleans. April 24, 1999 The Innuendos first date recording with Mitro. We recorded down in the basement. November 5, 1999 I saw ZZ Top. I learned about my new boss as well. May 7, 2000 I saw Betty Wright at Jazz Fest and got blown away. I'm writing this on May 11, 2020, having just heard the news that Betty Wright has passed at the age of 66. I saw Betty Wright at Jazz Fest on May 7, 2000. It was one of the best shows I ever saw. February 24, 2001 Dirty Knives played Rock n Bock with Lowerline. We got to this lonely place and Dan said "This is like being on tour in North Dakota." April 21, 2001 Dirty Knives played the Bayou in Baton Rouge with Rigid and Ouroboros. September 13, 2001 Dirty Knives played Tasty World in Athens. It was just two days after 9/11. September 15, 2001 Dirty Knives played Pilot Light in Knoxville. October 20, 2001 We went to Dallas for Shannon and Tom's wedding. January 9, 2003 All-Night Movers started a Southern tour. We started in Athens but we didn't actually play there. February 21, 2003 Ka-Nives and All-Night Movers played at Cafe Cottage in Lafayette, Louisiana. This was our first time meeting the Ka-Nives. The club was a coffee shop but they paid us in beer (Killian's Red). October 4, 2003 I went to Gretna Fest and saw two favorite acts on the same day. It was as if they designed this show specifically for me. November 11, 2003 The Stacks played The Mermaid Lounge with Bamboo Kids. We did an interview on WTUL before the show. February 17, 2004 We built columns for MAXIMVS! We thought we really needed these. August 7, 2004 The Stacks played a party. It turned into a struggle. The gig itself wasn't remarkable but the aftermath was. October 1, 2004 MAXIMVS! played the Star Bar in Atlanta. Trey got punched in the face, but it wasn't his fault. October 2, 2004 MAXIMVS! played the Cave in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Part of a big fun fest called Blackbeard's Lost Weekend. January 7, 2005 The Stacks played Sluggo's in Pensacola. I sort of made an ass of myself. July 10, 2005 I met Gina Phillips at a party at the Truck Farm. We met under amusing circumstances. August 15, 2005 I worked at a law firm with miserable people. It was miserable. I made it a little bit fun though. December 31, 2005 I went to Union Pool for New Year's and met Hannibal. March 21, 2006 Jimmy and The Wolfpack played Black Betty on Al's birthday. We had to go on late so some weak indie rock band could play. That was a bad idea on the club's part. August 20, 2006 I saw Archie Bell at McCarren Pool. Great show. He talked to Kool-Aid. December 16, 2006 Jimmy and The Wolfpack played at Lucky Cat on Grand Street. I'm sure the show was fine, but listen to this other story I have about this place. March 2, 2007 I got in a fight with Batman on my birthday. I didn't win. May 17, 2009 Went to Slade and Amara's wedding, and DJed the reception. The whole thing was somewhat interrupted by what you might call a flash flood. October 31, 2011 I moved out of 181 Irving Avenue. I paid a guy to help me move and he stole my house key. November 22, 2014 I did a man on the street interview for The New York Times about Bill Cosby. I thought the interviewer was trying to get info out of me to steal my identity. July 27, 2015 Check out this crazy amp I bought. September 9, 2016 A lunch hour disaster was averted. I was walking down 6th Street in Austin one lunch hour when I saw a group of people with cameras out, looking up. August 18, 2017 Goldie's radiator blew up near Poplarville, Mississippi. I still made it to my mom's the same day, just about eight hours late. September 1, 2017 I took a picture of a pickle. I took a picture of a pickle on the pavement, with unintended consequences. May 5, 2018 Gina and I went to a dog track to watch the Kentucky Derby in Birmingham. The Kentucky Derby fell on the day we were there and we went to the city dog track to watch it. February 24, 2020 I listened to Before The Next Teardrop Falls. Once when I was a teenager, maybe fifteen, I answered the phone. It was my mom's mother, Grandma Vada. She asked me a question. May 28, 2020 Hot legs Buddy. He's an enormous cat. July 13, 2020 A mystery is solved My neighbor's odd behavior is explained, but it's more than that. August 30, 2021 Trey and I went to Riceville, Tennessee, and stopped a couple places on the way. We went to Ankar's, which had barely changed since 1985. October 7, 2021 I lost my leaf. Gina and I were eating breakfast at Satsuma on Burgundy Street, and she said "You have a leaf on your shirt." I saw that it was true, it was perched on my left shoulder. February 19, 2022 I got some dwarf bottlebrush shrubs for Gina. The lady who sold them looked at me like I was too dumb to care for a plant. ← Timeline index